Elves. Elves are lovely, right?

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A Husband Returns at Dawn

Wife: "Where have you been?"
Husband: "Up to the Sky on Anaxial's Ship to sail down the Celestial River to meet the Celestial Dragon for Queen Kallyr before returning to the Tunneled Hills of Thanulbar to fight Chsa Glut in his temple while the Volcano God, Chakara Varten, started to erupt next door. How are you and the seedlings?"

nice try

Wife: 'oh you had time to go on a cruise with some queen woman but couldn't stop by to see your wife?'

Digging a Deeper Hole

Husband: "But Honey, My Sweet Elixir of Life, what could I do? She sent her driver to pick us up so we stayed out all night at the Temple and tripped to the sky, did the axe dance with a Shargashi Warlord plus let Hao Hitzu put the moves on us before he slipped a little something in the Argan Argar while we rescued a pretty young slave girl who came with us.

Wife: "Where's that iron rolling pin? I'm going to use it on that useless head of yours with which you're always thinking."

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